Truck Troubles

The doc told a guy that masturbating before sex
often helped men last longer during the act. The
man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it,"

He spent the rest of the day thinking about where
to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought
about the restroom, but that was too open. He
considered an alley, but figured that was too
unsafe.

Finally, he realized his solution.

On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side
of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath
as if he was examining the truck.

Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and
started to play with his unit.

He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he
grew closer to the big finish, he felt a quick tug at
the bottom of his pants.

Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm,
he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"

He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down
there?"

The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's
busted."

Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your
brakes too while you're down there because your
truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."

from : email